Megadalon

Megadalon is a salesman and controversial political figure, who was born on a row boat somewhere in the ocean. He was the former King of Nabilzahir, and has been involved in events such as the war on Petroselinum, the founding of the NLC, the founding of the SDU, the Whitehaven court massacre, and the New Heisenberg Attacks. He also happens to hate jazz, and thoroughly enjoys classical compositions. Common behaviors also include not harvesting wheat even when its done. Megadalon has also had quite a few near death experiences, such as the aforementioned Whitehaven court massacre, and when dub caused him to have a heart attack outside his residence in New Britannia Bay.

<Very common photo of megas wheat that isnt harvested