Megadalon

Mega Matthew Archie Alexander Jacob Bailey ,known as Mega for short, is a salesman and controversial political figure and owner of Shepeyes. He was born on a rowing boat somewhere in the ocean. He was the former King of Nabilzahir, and has been involved in events such as the war on Petroselinum, the founding of the NLC, the founding of the SDU, the Whitehaven court massacre, and the New Heisenberg Attacks. He also happens to hate jazz, and thoroughly enjoys classical compositions. Common behaviors include not harvesting wheat even when it's done. Megadalon has also had quite a few near death experiences, such as the aforementioned Whitehaven court massacre, and when dub caused him to have a heart attack outside his residence in New Britannia Bay. Sadly, Megadalon supposedly died in his sleep at his palace in Nabilzahir, though his body was supposedly stolen by Blue. However, rumors have been circulating about his resurrection considering his invention of immortalitech. But then again, does anyone really even know with mega?