Hasur
Biography
Early Life
Hasur was born 22 years ago in the jungle. where he spent most of his time getting injured jumping from the trees with his best pal banana butter who later tragically died when he tried to wrestle a panda.
Modern Day
After his friends death he hung out on a beach perfecting his didgeridoo skills until one day he received a letter from some weird guy named Aethelmod who wanted his epic skills in his town
Boy he had no idea what he signed up for
upon showing up to town he was given a house which he then made rainbow colored and planted berries but soon he got bored so he decided to take over the world so he made a death cult which for some reason nobody took seriously
Unfortunately after the short period of redpeak’s destruction Hasur was encouraged to move to haven
after a few cult related funnies he decided he wanted to be legally called the king of underpants and after a whopping 3 minutes of asking the government sorta just let him do it
To this very day he’s still coming up with new elaborate ways to add cool titles and statues for himself
He also has plans to overthrow the global government
Political Beliefs
His only political belief is that he should control the world