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On June 11th, two days before the fated battle, the Kingdom of God's [[The Holy Pantheon|Anime]] Map art was griefed by an unknown perpetrator.
 
After conducting a series of raids against the Kingdom of God on June 14 in which all of its members were killed and their equipment captured, Emperor KnightOfNotch and King Shepsicle were eager to press the advantage and end the war quickly. Emperor KnightOfNotch coordinated with the other leaders in the alliance, namely King RaptorJ6 and Chancellor Cody29797, and created a plan to crush the Kingdom of God in one final blow.
 
Unfortunately, King RaptorJ6's computer broke, so he was unable to participate in the assault.
 
===Ashina's Preparations===
[[File:Vatican Siege Plans.png|thumb|650px600px|Emperor KnightOfNotch's initial battle plans. While Ripesack and Grandpa_Boob harry KOG forces from the north and Hargreevs and Wreaker_Prime attack from the east, the main force would advance from the south.]]
Because of Vatican City's advantageous position on a hilltop with only one easily scalable slope to the southeast, launching a successful attack, even against the heavily outnumbered and under-equipped KOG, would require a highly-coordinated attack strategy.
 
First, in order to draw out the KOG's fighters from their fortifications, the four best warriors in the alliance, King Ripesack, Grandpa_Boob, Hargreevs, and Wreaker_Prime, would launch a diversionary attack on Vatican City. Ripesack and Boob, designated the Mountain Raiders, would harass the KOG from the mountains and forests to the north and use Ashina's recently-constructed outpost in the area as a home base. Meanwhile, Hargreevs and Wreaker_Prime would serve as shock troopers, advancing directly up the only accessible slope to the southeast and engaging the KOG directly in order to draw them out.
 
Once the KOG took the bait and left their fortifications to attack Hargreevs and Wreaker, the rest of the alliance, commanded by KnightOfNotch, Shepsicle, RaptorJ6, and Cody29797, would advance from a position onconcealed by a small ridge to the southwest. With the KOG caught outside of their defenses, they would be forced to either retreat to the north right into the jaws of Ripesack and Grandpa_Boob, or to the west off of a sheer cliff face and likely to their deaths. Armed with this plan, Emperor KnightOfNotch felt confident in a swift victory with few losses.
 
==Initial Attack==
Once the KOG took the bait and left their fortifications to attack Hargreevs and Wreaker, the rest of the alliance, commanded by KnightOfNotch, Shepsicle, RaptorJ6, and Cody29797, would advance from a position on a small ridge to the southwest. With the KOG caught outside of their defenses, they would be forced to either retreat to the north right into the jaws of Ripesack and Grandpa_Boob, or to the west off of a sheer cliff face and likely to their deaths. Armed with this plan, Emperor KnightOfNotch felt confident in a swift victory with few losses.
On June 15 at 9:25 CST, the Ashina-led force landed at nearby Homo Town to the east and began to advanced to their positions, just as a brutal thunderstorm descended on the battlefield. Although some units were separated during the storm, by 10:30 CST, all troops were in position, ready to attack. At this time, Emperor KnightOfNotch started playing music from the DOOM soundtrack and gave the order to attack.
 
However, once the alliance arrived at the gates of the Vatican, they came to a stunning realization: none of the members of the KOG were there.
[[File:Vatican Siege Plans.png|thumb|650px|Emperor KnightOfNotch's initial battle plans. While Ripesack and Grandpa_Boob harry KOG forces from the north and Hargreevs and Wreaker_Prime attack from the east, the main force would advance from the south.]]
 
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